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    What's An Ah Lian?
    okayz.was talking to sam then she showed me this thingy.lol

    What's An Ah Lian?

    Need help understanding what one ah lian is? Let me tell you.
    If you satisfy 10 or more criterias, oh man, I'm feel sorry.
    10 or more, okay?
    10 or more.

    1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
    2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
    3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
    4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
    5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
    6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
    7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
    8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
    9. Add strangers to their account
    10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
    11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
    12. Shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
    13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
    14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
    15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
    16. Many god-bros and sis.
    17. Cannot live without COMB and MIRROR
    18. *maybe got mirror in front of you all the time, even in class.
    19. Loves techno
    20. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
    21. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
    22. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)



    LOL.
    i was lyke laughing lyke mad after reading the whole thing. (:
    luckily i dont type liike thiis or whadever las.one fine day i tried it and at the end of the day i felt as if my fingers are gonna break!
    ahahaha! okay.and another one is this !




    What's a Twit?

    To clear up the messy confusion everyone has here, let me explain what makes a Twit.

    1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.

    2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.

    3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.

    By the way, if I'm a dog, I'll be busy screwing a bitch.
    And if I were to find one, that'll be you, Ms Anonymous.
    On second thoughts, I would not risk myself into getting Gonorrhea that your mom has passed to you when she screwed your greatgrandfather.

    4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.


    Posted on: 1.26.2006
    Posted at: 7:44 pm